JOHNNY RHINO

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

MEMORIAL DAY


It’s Memorial day.

We have an opportunity to honor those who serve America in the military. As we venture toward utopia it is understood that there is a need to have members of our group (American citizens) who will defend us from those who might wish to subjugate us for their own purposes. In Americas beginning, this included a militia to protect us from tyranny even from our own government.

Our military has done a darn good job of providing safety and security to citizens. Often it is a killing and dieing business that makes those willing to sever noble. Their service should be honored and never abused. There first duty is to the American people. If the people through there representatives direct them to act in the business interest of all the people so be it. But, large amounts of our precious military resource should never be used to benefit the few and privileged.

Our government representative need to be sure that they provide support and aid to the military through ongoing diplomatic and humanitarian initiative that make deadly force a rare consequence. The military can be used in many ways other than fighting if relations through out the world are strong. They can transform whole regions and provide comfort to many different peoples.

Like so many who choose jobs of service here in America we need to thank those who serve in the military for their support.

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Monday, May 14, 2007

OLD SAYINGS

Ever wonder where some of those old sayings your parents used to tell you came from?
The authenticity of these little stories has not been validated. It really doesn't matter - each is a fun, quick read.

In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image was either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of George Washington showed him standing behind a desk with one arm behind his back while others showed both legs and both arms. Prices charged by painters were not based on how many people were to be painted, but by how many limbs were to be painted. Arms and legs are "limbs," therefore painting them would cost the buyer more. Hence the __expression, "Okay, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg."

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As incredible as it sounds, men and women took baths only twice a year (May and October)! Women kept their hair covered, while men shaved their heads (because of lice and bugs) and wore wigs. Wealthy men could afford good wigs made from wool. They couldn't wash the wigs, so to clean them they would carve out a loaf of bread, put the wig in the shell, and bake it for 30 minutes. The heat would make the wig big and fluffy, hence the term "big wig." Today we often use the term "here comes the Big Wig" because someone appears to be or is powerful and wealthy.

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In the late 1700s, many houses consisted of a large room with only one chair. Commonly, a long wide board folded down from the wall, and was used for dining. The "head of the household" always sat in the chair while everyone else ate sitting on the floor Occasionally a guest, who was usually a man, would be invited to sit in this chair during a meal. To sit in the chair meant you were important and in charge. They called the one sitting in the chair the "chair man." Today in business, we use the _expression or title "Chairman" or "Chairman of the Board."

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Personal hygiene left much room for improvement. As a result, many women and men had developed acne scars by adulthood. The women would spread bee's wax over their facial skin to smooth out their complexions. When they were speaking to each other, if a woman began to stare at another woman's face she was told, "mind your own bee's wax." Should the woman smile, the wax would crack, hence the term "crack a smile" In addition, when they sat too close to the fire, the wax would melt. Therefore, the _expression "losing face."

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Ladies wore corsets, which would lace up in the front. A proper and dignified woman, as in "straight laced" . . . wore a tightly tied lace. **************************************************************

Common entertainment included playing cards. However, there was a tax levied when purchasing playing cards but only applicable to the "Ace of Spades." To avoid paying the tax, people would purchase 51 cards instead.

Yet, since most games require 52 cards, these people were thought to be stupid or dumb because they weren't "playing with a full deck."

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Early politicians required feedback from the public to determine what the people considered important. Since there were no telephones, TV's or radios, the politicians sent their assistants to local taverns, pubs, and bars. They were told to "go sip some ale" and listen to people's conversations and political concerns. Many assistants were dispatched at different times. "You go sip here" and "You go sip there." The two words "go sip" were eventually combined when referring to the local opinion and, thus we have the term "gossip."

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At local taverns, pubs, and bars, people drank from pint and quart-sized containers. A bar maid's job was to keep an eye on the customers and keep the drinks coming. She had to pay close attention and remember who was drinking in "pints" and who was drinking in "quarts," hence the term "minding your "P's and Q's."

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One more: bet you didn't know this!

In the heyday of sailing ships, all war ships and many freighters carried iron cannons. Those cannons fired round iron cannon balls. It was necessary to keep a good supply near the cannon. However, how to prevent them from rolling about the deck? The best storage method devised was a square-based pyramid with one ball on top, resting on four resting on nine, which rested on sixteen. Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem...how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding or rolling from under the others. The solution was a metal plate called a "Monkey" with 16 round indentations.

However, if this plate were made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make "Brass Monkeys." Few land lubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannonballs would come right off the monkey. Thus, it was quite literally, "Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey." (All this time, you thought that was an improper _expression, didn't you.)

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Monday, May 07, 2007

TRUTH



The Rhino has been thinking about the concept of truth for a while. What really is the truth. The Rhino mentioned this to his old friend BJ and got this email back from him:

I've always struggled with the same issue. Is it the truth if you believe, is it true of you can prove something through mathematics, science or some empirical method, do philosophy and theosophy provide a higher level of truth - who/what do we trust? I think that I was born a skeptic, so examining the subject from a distance hasn't been difficult. In a way, I've always been envious of people who have blind trust in a perceived truth - life is certainly easier for they in many ways. In the less educated or developed parts of the world (including the US), sometimes trust in a perceived truth is all that people have to live their lives by - whether it's the local shaman or political leader.

My wife's family is very Catholic -her uncle (the youngest of 13) is a priest. For them, trust and truth came primarily from the Church and those who were affiliated with it - family, friends in their small town. I see in her mother, today at 83, that same trust in the ways of the church, but sorely tested with the scandals and general decline of the Catholic religious institution in the US. How deep does truth have to drill into trust to create distrust? For most Catholics in the US, the drill down seems to have struck a nerve. I'm still in Italy, in Rome, so I see the power of the Church - but most younger nuns seems to be from Korea or the Philippines - not white European women. ((stop with the nun fantasies)) We know that in the US, there are very few new priests taking their vows and almost no new nuns - the trust is gone for a whole generation who failed to 'have a calling'. Do intellectual freedom and extensive education dispel the old theosophical truths?

The Urantia Book says, "Truth often becomes confusing and even misleading whein it is dismembered, segregated, isolated and too much analyzed. " It aloso says Free and inexperienced intelligence cannot possibly at first be uniformly wise." Expierience reveals truth? What do you think?

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